Rule 35

A rule of the internet stating that if it exists, there is a wiki for it.

"Hey! Do you know if eating cereal has a wiki?" "yeah man, duh! That's Rule 35!"

by NINTheWretched August 23, 2021

Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily

I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule

by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022

road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.

Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."

by Bob July 23, 2003

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.

Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.

by Peasey360 August 6, 2021

rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

by the king of old world August 4, 2023

Rule 156

Every men older than 15 years old must participate in the No Nut November.
Women can either choose to do nothing or to participate with or against men.
Failing in less than 2 (two) days will deceive all of your friends and family, but failing anywhere after that is ok as long as you did your best, it is not a shame and if one of your friend failed NNN

1: I failed NNN on the first day...
2: Rule 156 bro
(Here, 1 is a disgrace)

3:I failed NNN on the fifth day...
4: Rule 156, well done, hope you did your best
3: I sure did ! But temptation was too hard.
4: That's ok.
(Here, 3 did his best and lasted five days)

by Hidden person lol December 7, 2022