old sham sandwhich

A really moldy shitty ass tasting sandwhich that comes ftom zombie cunts

Damn that zombie gave me an old sham sandwhich again

by Sham sandwhich January 27, 2017

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022

cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.

“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023

old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

Old-think

To view modern invents or tasks in the "old way of doings things". Not catching onto and using common terminology and modern society advancing ideas.

By saying that it's necessary for someone to continually work hard even though they feel unwell, just because you and your grandparents worked hard is old think. Society should seek to advance until everyone's basic needs are met and beyond without the need to work into absurdity. "Old think" says to continually work hard "above and beyond" even though the job might be a cyclical job, rather than simply performing the jobs tasks satisfactorily and having a better work life load. Ideal society focuses on family not work. The hard work was done building the country, now we can do the easy work of maintaining and upgrading the firmware Little bits at a time. We moved out of the garden into cities, with the goal of getting back to the garden. Make life easier not harder which doesn't mean working till you drop. Old think.

Old-think: To fail to let go of the past.

by Superconductingbrushless September 14, 2022

I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019

Olds

News which is not new at all, but rather quite old and outdated

There's no news, so the media are reporting on the olds

by WhoIsThatPokemon May 29, 2020