sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.

So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.

by Amh585 March 24, 2017

chicken sandwich idiot

When a fast food restaurant, like Popeye's, has customers (you) that outrage or wild out over a SANDWICH. Sometimes the customer may even threaten to kill/murder or kill/murder anyone in the restaurant. This is normally due to a certain chicken sandwich, mainly at Popeye's, not being available (at or during that time).

1. Popeye's Employee: "Sorry, sir, we don't seem to have anymore chicken sandwiches at the moment."
Man: "Your free trial of life has expired."

Guy sitting at table: *whispers to his wife* "He must be a chicken sandwich idiot."

2. person on twitter: "A guy in front of me just complained about and maybe even outraged about them not having a chicken sandwich. They're such a chicken sandwich idiot".

by It_Can_Not December 26, 2019

Shit Sandwich

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.

we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.

by Timmy1233212 May 28, 2011

Cock Sandwich

When someone sucks two dicks that are pressed together to fit in their mouths.

Gosh Matt and Todd really gave me a good Cock Sandwich last night I couldn't even breathe!

by The Word Smith March 9, 2016

Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

pork sandwich

When you are driving on a motorway with a police car both in front of you and behind you.

Sorry I'm late. I was caught in a pork sandwich the whole way here.

by elynnaie July 27, 2025

Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat

The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch

by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023