confucked 

when you get confused between the salt and pepper and fuck your brothers dad

“my therapist thinks i’m in sane because i told her about the confucked incident”

confucked by anonymous April 10, 2022

Confurred 

Is confurred a word because I just made it one.

Definition- it means you Are confused and can’t pronounce words

I’m a little con- conf- confu- confurred

Confurred by Confurred April 18, 2022

Confligerfucked

physically - chaotic - self - destruct - mode.

Hey, you look lost. Are you confligerfucked?.

Damn dog, your teeth look confligerfucked!..

Confligerfucked by SLorentz611 April 20, 2022

Confluence

Of two or more streams flowing together. (Latin origin)

We followed the main stream to the point of confluence where the two rivulets conjoined.

Confluence by John UK April 26, 2022

confoosion 

Describes da chaotic rumpus dat occurs when playing table-football.

I never saw da appeal of table-soccer; to me, it's just a lot of confoosion!

confoosion by QuacksO May 1, 2022

confusednoya 

LITERALLY SUCH AN AWESOME EDITOR LIKE HELLO??? ALSO, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I MET WHO HAS AN ODD OBSESSION WITH ASANOYA... BUT SAME- ANYWAYS HE'S SUPER COOL (go follow him rn).

Reminder that he also uses he/him pronouns :D

person 1: hey did you see confusednoya's latest post?
person 2: yeah! it was so good, I wish I could edit as good as him <//3
person 1: oh my god same D:

confusednoya by tbhkuroken May 2, 2022

confuckulated

when something has gone terribly wrong beyond return

"Help!theres a fire in the barn!"
"Yeah im pretty sure its confuckulated'

confuckulated by bigballsenjoyer999 May 5, 2022