snuffleupagus boner

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner
by awkwarfart101 April 18, 2017
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 24, 2019
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Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2024
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holy boner

When you're so overwhelmed by holiness in church that you get a boner
I was so embarrassed when I stood up in church with a holy boner.
by Biscuits and wavy August 26, 2017
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Boner Squad

The best rap collective/gang. Original members are Lil Femboy, Lil Big Pi$$, and Yung Assclown. Est. 2020
Yo I been listening to hella Boner Squad recently. They are the best rappers ever!
by Cul Gi January 26, 2021
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Boner Clown

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD
by Zec12 February 27, 2017
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Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street
Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
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