Hair of the dog

an alcoholic drink taken to cure a hangover.

Craig cracked open a beer, claiming it was just a "hair of the dog" to cure his pounding headache from last night's party.

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 24, 2024

7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

Misgendered Hair

Happens, when someone says that your hair have some color, but in reality it isn't the right color.

You have red hair. No! You have just misgendered hair! My hair are blond.

by ThePlayerX August 10, 2024

My Hair

The longest thing from my head

Wow, Mary Poppins, that word is my hair?!?!?‽

by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025