Saltineers

A salt lover group

Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel

Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?

Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄

Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM

Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE

by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021

salty mcnasty

When you blow a load down a woman’s throat. The salty comes from the semen that is dripping down her throat.

I have Shanda a big ole salty Mcnasty last night.

by T-erection April 18, 2021

salty.99

Absolute Chad

My guys Salty.99 is good at apex

by Salty.99 May 5, 2021

Salty

When Owen gets last kill on Oliver and now Oliver can’t sleep at night.

Oliver’s salty that Owen has last kill.

by Oliver’s a salty boyyyy May 7, 2021

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Saltman

A bossman who drops pinches on the slugs who are pocket watching. A real man's man,one your girl wants but can't have. Known to be dangerous and aggressive and smart. Trademarks everything including this word.

Man unless you have all your ducks in a row I wouldn't get involved with him he's a saltman.

by Saltmanloud May 18, 2021

Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021