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straightedge

1.One who does not take part in alcohol, tobacco use, drug use, premarital sex, etc. for the duration of one's lifetime.
2.Pussy.
"No smokes for me, I'm straightedge."
"lol pussy"
by Buddy Brantley June 7, 2005
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straightedge

someone who doesnt smoke, drink, or fuck.

basically a square with a different label and an excuse.

square rubix cube

kid 1: "i dont drink or smoke"
kid 2: "why not"
kid 1: "im straightedge"
kid 2: "in other words ur sober"
kid 1: "i guess"
kid 2: "what do you do instead?"
kid 1: "i play video games and i go fishing"
kid 2: "uhhhh ANWAYS. im bout to go to a crackin party. peace"
by Alex Wan October 2, 2007
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Straightism

Jim likes Bob. Bob is a homosexual who wants to convert to heterosexuality,so Bob goes to the F.B.I (Fag Busters, Inc.) to get "straightend" out.
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Straightener

A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.
That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.
by AlanBennet01 August 21, 2018
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straghtedge

A person that wont drink or do drugs or have sex
Tom are you a straghtedge
by irinthreestar June 17, 2003
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Straighteners

Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners.
Becky: Annie, pass me the straighteners please.
Annie: Sure!
by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013
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staight edge

A Group of little bitchs who have never tried drugs or drink.
Thinks they know everything about it when they never tried it. Well make fun of people who drink or do drugs. Even try to "Save them". HAve to make sure everyone knows they are "sXe".

By T-Shirts or have gay Xs on their hands.

Life by the saying

Drug-Free, Beer- Free and Better then YOU!

Likes to think they are better then everyone. Will find anything to get them a cheap high of feeling Cooler.

Listens to gay music like HIM, or CKY

Make up Rules of being sXe as they feel. Mainly their Sex rule.

Some many say "Wait till your married" others say "Sex with one person" and so on and so on.

Is knewn for getting in fights with others who aren't Staight Edge. (that is knewn as S.E.R. aka sXe Rage. Cause from a to clean of a systerm)
I'm Staight Edge and I'm better then you!
by TJ Alexis July 29, 2008
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