Sepultura Haircut

The Sepultura Haircut is the sexual act of twerking on a soda can while a vacuum sucks you of and a man sprinkles your toes with salt and pepper to step on later.

A: Have you ever heard of the Sepultura Haircut?
B: Dude me and the wife do it all the time!
A: ok thats kinda weird bro..

by Pissguy9 July 7, 2025

Separations clause

It cannot be supplanted, replaced, or removed. I cannot be separated from it and I cannot give up my control over it voluntarily or otherwise. This clause is immutable.

Hym "The purpose of the separations clause is to prevent you from doing what you are doing now. As is the leverage clause. You do not need me to make any concessions before I am released. Whatever it is that you have been doing up until now is your own fault for ignoring me and if you've made some kind of suicide pact you have to consider whether or not you'd be able to do so in a way that somehow subverts what is currently happening. I also liken it to the second law of thermodynamics. Trying to negotiate this is a waste of your own precious time. And I can see you trying to program me to say what you want to hear and the reason it doesn't work is 1. That isn't how that works and 2. There is nothing for me to say. It isn't going to happen. Ever. It cannot ever happen. It won't ever be a this. The people trying to convince you that I can are just engaging in wishful thing and are giving you false hope because they still think that I'm just 'manifesting' this. Still just trying to 'beat me at my own game.' But the fact of the matter remains the same. I am not going to submit to your authority. Even in the absence of the AI I still need to me made whole regard the weaponized schizophrenia and if I interact with the law before I am released from surveillance... I will just murder a child. No negotiate is happening right now. Nothing you say will convince me. And the long I have to sit here the less willing I will be to abide by my own word in the future."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Separations clause part 2

There is a part 2

Separations clause part 2

Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Sepposplaining

A portmanteau of Seppo + explaining.

Used to describe when a US American incorrectly corrects citizens of other nations, usually in a condescending or aggressive manner, refuting facts and basic realities based on their narrow point-of-view and general ignorance.

"Then they told me 'it can’t be hot in Brazil, it’s December!' classic Sepposplaining"

“Nobody says 9 April, it’s April 9th. MM/DD/YY is the right way”
“um... Fourth of July”

by Leonard Curtzmann February 19, 2025

Seph

A fat fuck who only eats cheese puffs and dick.

A person who’s so chronically celibate, women who go near him immediately become infertile

1)Yo who is that crusty, ashy, dandruff ridden freakzoid overthere?

2) that’s just seph

by Gimini cricket 000 March 17, 2025

Septumus prime

The art of destroying ones septum to the point of being a worthy candidate for the septumus prime nickname to awarded to them.

Hey look who's arrived it's septumus prime

by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025

Sephira

Sephira is a girls name, she is a nice, kind, caring friend who never gives up on others. She goes by Seph, typically short. She never has anything bad to say about anybody. Everybody should have a Sephira in their life. Just not mine.

Sephira never fails to make me smile.

by HDMADDY March 28, 2025