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School Lunch 

A sad excuse for food in place of what really is poison to the students eating it
One way to KYS eat school lunch

school shootings on mars 

martians are ding evyerdyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

school is so boring 

this is because school is gay and so fucking useless
id rather watch boku no pico for 24 hours straight tbh
Teacher: Ok class time to do algebra
Noah: "School is so boring"
*continues to fuck the teacher and make her pregnant ez*

school's chromebooks 

something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason
Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks

school bathrooms

1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as
-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.

2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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1. I really had to piss during algebra so when the ball rang i ran to one of the school bathrooms... needless to say, I don't think i'll ever piss or shit till the day I die

2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!

School Property 

"Elizabeth and Daniel are both in the bathroom alone. Do you know what that means?"
"School property. School property everywhere."
School Property by Muffler man February 12, 2019