Some ass-hat who has a radio show. He is quite old, but still manages to talk endlessly. Dave also has a second personality, in which he is gay and has a few recordings of proof. His show is on KDWB, and if you don't believe the quotes find them on his website. He is also responsible for much of the population of any U.S. city.

"I took a shower with your dad and we both enjoyed it" - Dave Ryan
"I like boys, more specifically twinks" - Dave Ryan

Dave Ryan by Chris Houlihan January 9, 2012

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Rex Ryan

The coach of the professional football team, New York Jets.

He also has an extremely kinky foot fetish, to the point where he and his wife tape their kinky escapades which somehow manage to go viral all over the internet for millions to see.

Mother: "Hey son, what are you watching?"

Son: "Oh nothing mother, it's just that crazy New York football coach, Rex Ryan, licking some woman's feet!"

Rex Ryan by classyguy273 December 24, 2010

Paul Ryan

A completely flaccid penis

Yeah I had a tinder date last night, but when things got hot and heavy he had a total Paul Ryan on.

Paul Ryan by RIP BABY BOOMERS December 2, 2017

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Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins) by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018