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penis pump 

a tail-pipe resonator on 4-cyl car
"John is so lame. He put a penis pump on his Ford Focus."
penis pump by adam barto October 15, 2007

penis flap 

A penis flap is the pouchy thing on your sweatshirt or backpack. Penis flaps enjoy being stroked and having sex. =)
My penis flap wants to rape a hairy beast!! :o
penis flap by Caitlin & Mandy March 20, 2005

penis fat 

A man who has a dick so big, it hurts a girl when he puts it in her pussy.
Dude, that penis fat made some girl happy yesterday.
penis fat by Someone November 24, 2003

Penis Deficiency 

The term used to describe the state of being when a male, or something with a penis, lacks the dispossession to posses a voluminous vaginal insertion device.
erin: hey brittany did you see that kid?
brittany: yes yes i did.
brittany: haha sucker.
erin: poor guy, he had a penis deficiency!
brittany: oh no erin where did your penis go?
erin: omg i dont know!
brittany: you have a penis deficiency!

penis logged 

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.
Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged
penis logged by Uranyl October 31, 2004

penis magician 

someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform
dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician
penis magician by joewanotpa August 21, 2007