vip parking 

The act of parking your fatass Hummer (or other fatass vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. VIP parking makes you especially prone to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. By doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete asshole.

Though his SUV was clearly too large for a "Compact" parking spot, Chuck solved his problem by VIP parking.

vip parking by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006

parking in the rear 

butt sex

the sign says: $5 parking in the rear

parking in the rear by megin September 17, 2003

Parker Girl 

They are the most awesome girl ever!! They funny, nice and really pretty...

That Parker Girl last night was AMAZING!!

Parker Girl by Nick Lee Wallace August 6, 2011

parker lewis 

(1) a guy who can not lose.
(2) television show about 3 teens and their highschool
(3) The now popular tv show "scrubs" is modelled after that older show, "parker lewis cant lose"

"Not a problem"

parker lewis by kegdude May 26, 2004

Parkland 

An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses

Hey there Kevin, would you enjoy another street named after you, or would you prefer another car for your 11th birthday?

Parkland by Clamity May 3, 2005

Weekend Parking 

Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.

One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.

*Whup whup*

Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(

Weekend Parking by kikic33 July 17, 2011

Parker Poop 

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

Parker Poop by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014