"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."
by Elcopro December 21, 2009

that fag was at a gay club
by abbypissmiller May 14, 2023

A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.
Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
by The smol bean May 23, 2016

Player1: "Hay, u play World of Warcraft?"
Player2: "Yeah, i play on the server Firetree"
Player1: "OMG your a Firetree fag!?"
Player2: "Yeah, i play on the server Firetree"
Player1: "OMG your a Firetree fag!?"
by Gipsy101 April 12, 2010

Back in Nero’s day he would grab a few fags from the local Christian church and use em as lighting for his gay orgies ☺️
by Enderlee October 25, 2022
