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Facebook Whore

When a girl uses facebook as her personal diary or as a means to talk to random men. Also when there in a relationship they will try to use sympathy to attract men. they stay on facebook 24/7 as if they live in the website. They will jump in other peoples argument when shit don't pertain to them to put themselves out there in a bitchy way. They make you want to pull them through the screen and pop the shit out of them. they will post pics of themselves all the time sometimes almost nude where u can see half there pussy lips or a little nip slip.
Dude did you see kaitlyn's profile on facebook. she had videos off her twerking where you can see her pussy lips. She comments on every guy's photos even though she has a boyfriend, she also jumped in on my argument with donald. i hate when she comments on everything she does just ate a bagel, now Im pooping, oops just started my period, just got it in for the 5th time tonight yay me! She's such a Facebook Whore don't talk to her for your dicks protection.
by Jahgettingit September 17, 2013
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Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.
Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.
by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013
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FABOOSH

Something Cocktail Deeva says when she REALLY likes something. A spin on FABULOUS.
Those shoes are FABOOSH.
That martini was FABOOSH.
by ReporterJohn November 22, 2013
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Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy
by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013
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facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook
i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"
by angelblue December 14, 2013
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Facebook Spoilerist

Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.
'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'
by Moon-song December 30, 2013
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Facebook Ghandi

Giving unwanted advice to people through comments on Facebook.
1:I hate being ignored
2:Don't be ignored stand up and scream it's the only way you will be heard
1:Yeah ok
2:Bad vibes will only receive bad vibes faith in something bigger and better and believing that will make it all good there is light in every dark tunnel think bright even if it's dark let the spirit guide and stick to gaining an understanding if it doesn't happen that means there is something better you surround yourself with what you put out karma is real I have no reason to lie to you everything is within you and finding what you really want
1:Ive heard it all. Theres nothing that i haven't heard before.
2:I can't save you from yourself if you want to be so grim. The pit your in is the pit you need to wake up in and realize it's dark in there.
3: you're*
1:Lol
3:Honestly don't even know how you were on my news feed but I had to, everybody's a Facebook Ghandi these days.
by MBenji January 4, 2014
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