Facebookstitute 

Someone whose gains an above-average level of pleasure from posting something on Facebook or liking every status they come across.

Ned: "Kelly's such a facebookstitute, man. I caught her liking all of my comments."
Bob: "Wow, bro."

Facebookstitute by The Bacon May 14, 2013

Facebooksturbation 

When you like everything you have on Facebook just to make yourself feel better, usually done by loners. When one facebooksturbates, they will probably forget that everyone in the world would see them do so.

"I decided to do a little facebooksturbation, but my friends caught me, and unfriended me. And unliked all my posts."

Facebooksturbation by Zenithkaos December 15, 2015

facebooksky

A trolling platform for mass distribution of Russian propaganda, formerly known as Facebook.

OMG, I read on Facebooksky today that next launch of the Falcon rocket will be used as pretext by the government to mass-convert children into druidism!

facebooksky by vgribok February 21, 2018

facebook vulture 

facebook vulture

1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.

2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.

Cody is such a facebook vulture. Today's prey was the Obama education speech and he swooped and started a long debate.

facebook vulture by GibbyP September 9, 2009

Facebook Tardilicious 

Describes something the Facebook Tard would do.

Suzie just posted the same thing five different times.

Man, she is Facebook Tardilicious!

Facebook Tardilicious by Pism February 10, 2010

facebookout

when you've never met or hung out in real life, but on facebook.

Hey, wanna facebookout for the next minute?

We just facebookouted!

facebookout by Black Winter Rose Thorn May 31, 2010

FaceBook Prayers 

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.

Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!

FaceBook Prayers by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010