scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle May 31, 2018

Angel Hair

Small and thin metal shavings produced by worn out machinery tooling that is no longer sharp or properly shaped. It will produce very fine and fluffy metal "hair" that can be hazardous to the end user if consumed whether that be a engine or a person.

that tooling is worn out you can see angel hair accumulating from where it has been cutting

by agrivaine July 16, 2025

Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019

A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia

My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom

by tory borty November 8, 2013