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Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
by spagett February 3, 2025
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Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping โ€” otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didnโ€™t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024
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Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.
Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.
by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015
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ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"
"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly
by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021
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Potato Chip

"I'll take a potato chip! AND EAT IT!!!
by Amogus69420 April 23, 2021
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sweaty potato

a girl who thinks shes ugly and she is expecially when its hot outside
dude : bro kayla is a sweaty potato
bruh : totally
by Banananananassss August 21, 2017
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- stella ๐Ÿฅฑ
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
mugGet the missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfastmug.

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