slap it up, rub it down

A type of masturbation involving a gentle slapping to stiffen the penis, followed by stroking up and down the shaft of the penis to the point of ejaculation.

When Willie is a little slow to wake up one thing you can do is slap it up, rub it down.

by Popo4242 August 11, 2017

National slap ass year

Go around slapping a girls ass for the whole year

National slap ass year

by Edward Johnson October 3, 2019

bay view sock slap

When one sticks their penis into a white tube sock and smacks thier unsuspecting friends on the thigh.

Dude after I drank the love bowl and had to finish 1/2 my friends, I had to lay down the Bay view sock slap as punishment.

by Matt V.I.P. Excellence May 6, 2008

international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick

Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt

by Yolilboat April 11, 2017

National ass slapping day

On the 6th of April every year you need to slap a girls ass to celebrate the holiday

Daam it’s national ass slapping day and that girl has a nice ass

by Yoboycam May 22, 2018

NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.

John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.

by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019

chinese slap fight

when to chinese people get it on by slapping one and another. or you can also call it chinese fist fight! since they are good in a cock ring

CHANG FOO "me fight you white boy. me fight chinese slap fight."

Travis: "sorry Chang i don't understand what your saying, if you want to fight meet me in the wrassling ring dawg."

Chang Foo: "you can't understeed muh enlgee? you igint white bassa. fluc you!"

by better than momma! May 9, 2008