religious guy; Hey be respectful, Jesus exist
Atheist; sure, so Santa exists too haha
Religious guy again: you're going to die because God exist, and you'll regret of saying this, you're going to hell.
Atheist: uh-
Religious guy: Anyways remember that God loves everyone, send you blesses 😍🤗✝️
Atheist; sure, so Santa exists too haha
Religious guy again: you're going to die because God exist, and you'll regret of saying this, you're going to hell.
Atheist: uh-
Religious guy: Anyways remember that God loves everyone, send you blesses 😍🤗✝️
by whoisalex? November 6, 2021
Get the jesusmug. Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.
by Kachowism August 10, 2024
Get the Jesus's spizzimmug. 
Hippos that can walk on water.
by El Gaupo April 26, 2023
Get the Jesus Hipposmug. The type of guy to steel your girl if he likes her. This mf really goes from being open and all out in shit to being quiet, always wearing a hoodie and looks fucking depressed. But dont worry about him stealing her. He's a nice guy.
by Big daddy11478 November 22, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009
Get the Jesus Christ Spongemug. by Juliacoolia July 3, 2022
Get the armani de jesusmug.