Top Red

A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They Seemingly are not satisfied until United are invincible and can never lose. They are seen criticizing the manager for the smallest things just to get him sacked. They are usually hoping Man Utd lose their games so they will sack someone they just don’t like. They will Cancel players for one bad game saying “ Oh yeah they are finished” Then compare others to them and the team

Oh man Top Reds are at it again even when we win it’s not enough for them we have to play like prime Barcelona or we are a championship team

by Plastics October 6, 2021

ghetto red

a person being ghetto and redneck combined.

mike is so ghetto red, just look at the farm truck on 22's.

by brandon berry May 22, 2008

red squirrel

a red headed mom who's pussy is just the same color as a red squirrel

Guy one: Hey Lance Did you Get some Red Squirrel?
Lance: YEP

by kcroyals22211 April 6, 2011

Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

by Shrekling September 8, 2016

Red pumps

The call sign for men in drag. Usually dressed up like hookers.

"Wow! She's hot!"

"Don't do it man. That's a shemale. Check out the red pumps."

by Sunshine_Skipper December 12, 2009

The Red Scare

an irrational fear of ketchup

Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare

by fasulyespor August 18, 2016

Red Ry

Red Ry is a very beautiful man that other boys and men turn gay for. His hairline is something to die for, so are his cute and sexy voice cracks. He has a girlfriend but don't worry, he's very sneaky when he goes out with other men.

Herattempt: "Dude, I love Red Ry so much"
d3toxxxx: "I know right, he is so fucking sexy"

by Ryy's Fuck Buddy August 16, 2015