When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you
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R.I.P Mac miller
"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot
To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death
Get zooted to often
It'll take your final breath
To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth
I hope your in a better place when we finally meet
"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..
Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins
I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark
So WALK IN THE LIGHT
R.I.P Mac miller
"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot
To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death
Get zooted to often
It'll take your final breath
To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth
I hope your in a better place when we finally meet
"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..
Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins
I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark
So WALK IN THE LIGHT
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