zoolimper

When mental health hypnosis doesn’t work and you can’t get an erection any longer

John zoolimpered Harmony

by Marmaduke13! November 23, 2019

Zoonch

/Verb/ To rob someone with their consent

Guy 1: hey dude i just robbed someone

Guy 2: dude that’s illegal

Guy 1: oh don’t worry, it was a zoonch

Guy 2: oh ok

by somedumbwolfer October 24, 2019

Zonip

This word will turn Shashwat Adhikari on, the origin is unknown but some say it came from Cedric Devos. Cedric is known for doing a TOOT TOOT Johnny Depp impression on Breda Bower and pulling his ears. In conclusion zonip will make Shashwats guts splurge out his penis with all the orgasms this word gives him.

Fernando: What’s good Zonip?

Shashwat: *cums*

by The zonip guy February 10, 2020

Zookie

The name of an idiot

Did you see that Zookie last night??

by Z.0.0.k.i.e April 24, 2020

Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

Zoon

When you have a Zoom meeting very shortly.

"Hey bro wanna come play some Call of Duty?"
"Nah bro I gotta Zoon."

by Axons May 25, 2020

Zoomie

A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting

My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.

by Baconbarbarian June 19, 2020