I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

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do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"

Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

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you know he had to do it to em

when a white guy from florida decides to hit all his viewers with his “swagger” with a majestic pose holding his knuckles and finding a way into your girl’s heart

can be also used as a compliment on someone’s picture or as an insult (you can never really tell it apart though)

A: yo did you see that kid’s post from florida where he lookin fly as balls?

B: yeah man, you know he had to do it to em

by theleslor May 20, 2018

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Do you know who I am?

Line used a lot by celebrities and members. Of the divadom to assert themselves when in public. Reese witherspoon used this line a few years ago when she was picked
Up for drunken driving. The charging officer.
Did not recognize her so he Introduced. Himself to her and proceeded with charges

Do you know who I am? The angry business man yelled at the poor hapless gate agent at the airline departure gate the female agent not missing a beat keyed. Her mic and said:"ladies and gentlemen there's a man here at the gate who has no idea who he is! Can anyone come forward and claim same?"

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

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