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Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.
Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.
by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022
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White-wiring

The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.
"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."
by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025
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Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.
Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.
by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023
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Shoe on a wire

A tactic used by Suburban white kids to scare other suburban white kids who grew the fk up.
The retard won't run from us. Let's throw a Shoe on a wire to keep out black friends impressed
by Retarded mutt November 2, 2022
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Wire back

A word used to describe a robot in a racist manor. Not to be confused with clanker or bucket of bolts.
by Ball licker 200 August 5, 2025
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Shooz on a wire

An indication that drugs can be scored in a given location
The origins of this(before ii went all mainstream)
Was that if you saw a pair of tied together tennis shoes thrown over a telephone wire it meant drugs could be scored nearby
Those in y know would know where
Ted:"we go quail hunting tonight? Ned: "nuff". Ted:"shooz on a wire?" Ned:"I know a trap house".
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger
"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"
by Ibitsu February 3, 2025
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