Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.

Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.

by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

Shoe on a wire

A tactic used by Suburban white kids to scare other suburban white kids who grew the fk up.

The retard won't run from us. Let's throw a Shoe on a wire to keep out black friends impressed

by Retarded mutt November 2, 2022

wires

another word for wired headphones

i lost my wires

by lolurmon September 25, 2021

White-wiring

The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.

"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."

by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025

Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

by S.F. SORROW December 3, 2019

wire wire

1.Someone who has a good amount of money to spend
•Usually used by G boys or benefit boys
•Used by girls who can afford frontal wigs

1. Demola: Sinzu money, wire wire, spending! Boss wire my aza

Niyi: Oya send your aza
2. When I buy my frontal call me wire wire

by WireWire September 2, 2020

Waiver wire nigga

A fantasy sports player who always drafts a bad team and then spends all season dropping and picking up numerous no name players with the hope that one of them might become good.

Bro, Josh made 5 waiver moves this week. He's a total waiver wire nigga

by Greaseman420 November 13, 2019