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wired deal 

When an organization solicits competitive bids for a project, but they manipulate either the requested specifications or the judging criteria such that a pre-determined "winner" was in place all along, this is known as a wired deal.
When the Wikimedia Foundation needed office space for additional workers in January 2009, even though a competitive search for leased space was conducted, the fix was in, and a wired deal made sure that Wikia, Inc. (co-founded by the founder of the Wikimedia Foundation) got the rental contract.
wired deal by The Wiki Defender September 4, 2009
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Wireless Tron 

A transformer type robot which can tune into any radio station around the world , it has sattelites for ears and is roughly about "15ft tall which can sometimes vary due to its ethnic background and social status. the most common wireless tron is neat and very outgoing and has a strange obsession with WILL.I.AM. This is most likely because every wireless tron is programmed to automatically tune into to black eyed peas hits. In some rare cases the wireless tron can become ill with what is known as the 'robotic black plague' this is when 'Friday' by rebecca black gets jammed in its satelite this is very painful and can sometimes cause the wireless tron to shut down. but it can be prevented by having your wireless tron listen to Elton john daily. prices may vary on the wireless tron for a regular tron its usually costs about $999.000
but there are a few knocks of the actual thing that are twice as good:
Micro tron-a smaller version of the tron costs about $40.00
suntron-a tron that is also a sunbed costs about $60.00
fighttron-a tron that can fight your battles costs about $1,000
Danceatron- a tron that can shake it ! costs around $100

wirelesssquatting 

The act of stealing wireless from your neigbor or a business that has an unsecured wireless router.
"We can't afford cable or DSL, so we are wirelesssquatting from our landlord downstairs"

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone
lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user
cricket wireless by joshua001 March 7, 2007

verizon wireless 

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"
Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!
verizon wireless by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009
Counter-Strike player who owns at fy_iceworld.

wanna play? IM me on AIM: exiled ideas
wiReZ by Anonymous August 14, 2003