Don't be silly wrap your willy

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.

Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O

by Hoocker August 1, 2012

Big WIlly

Zack Rosen, The Male reproductive organ of enormous size and strength

Wow! Look at big willy's big willy, he's quite the pole vaulter!

by Miggydal February 20, 2005

Warm Willy

The act of ejaculating in a woman's ear.

"My boyfriend told me he was gonna give me a Warm Willy, I had no clue he was going to pull it out and shoot in my ear!!"

by Flying Spaghetti Monster God October 9, 2008

play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

wet willy

A wet willy is to lick/spit on your finger creep up to an unsuspecting person and put your finger in their ear while turning it around

"I gave John a wet willy"
"That bastard Jake gave me a wet willy

by Tommygee34 December 26, 2005

big willy

a large penis

Dude 1 : check out my big willy
Dude 2 : i feel shamed

by laminate April 8, 2010

wet-willy

licking one's finger and inserting it into an unsuspecting victim's ear for pleasure

Right after I scratched my balls, I gave Jim a wet-willy.

by Shawn N :) May 2, 2006