weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

weaving

to use any and all available means to ruin someone's game or experience.

dude 1: dude someone raided xqc's rust base while he was live and he slammed his desk.
dude 2: LOL someone most have been weaving him then.

by redshield5 July 17, 2022

weaving

Weaving means "wearing". It's meant as a term to define associate style and passion closely with going out. Weaving delineates the mode or method which you are entering a party, gathering or even a meeting where you strive to make a statement.

"What are you weaving for the concert tonight?"
"What was Hero weaving at the meeting today with all the lawyers?"
"What tangled web are we weaving tonight?"

by newbrand October 14, 2022

Weave

The art of dodging hands

Person 1: Yo did you see how Jaxy dodged all them punches yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, his opponent threw like 14 punches and missed every one of them
Person 1: His weave game is immaculate

by DaNeekers January 7, 2022

weaving like piss

Weaving very aggressively through traffic

He’s weaving like piss!

by Cock waver July 24, 2023

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024