Football Walker

When a Football play gets concussed so bad that it causes them to walk slower, have their eyes nearly closed but barley open, limping, talking slower and quieter, and breathing heavily and other symptoms of that of Walkers from the show The Walking Dead.

Coach:Great play

Player:*looks at coach*

Coach:DAMN, you got hit hard ya Football Walker

by DieselPowered40 July 8, 2016

max walker

Max walker has to be the most wonderful person on the entire planet of earth. He loves Ella Smith forever and ever and he is the best of the best. He is totally swagalicious and has all of the ladies coming after him. He is definitely my favorite person. Posted by Ella Smith

Max Walker and Ella- I ship it.

by Ella loves me November 28, 2017

Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.

by Toeup401 December 9, 2015

Circle walker

An anxious, paranoid and/or hyperactive person who spends hours at a time pacing in circles.

Tweakers and conspiracy theorists are common examples of circle walkers.

by Doom Bot August 17, 2018

walker middle

Walker middle is a crack head school where kids are over dramatic, stupid, and the principle could care less. The teachers will do weed with you.

Walker middle is the best place to smoke weed.

by mr.crackhead January 19, 2020

Designated Walker

1) The guy that has to walk a girl home so she doesn't get raped or stalked by random dudes that are sketchy.

2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)

1) Going to get plastered?

2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here

1) Designated walker?

2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011

by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011

Oliver Walkered

The feeling of shitting your pants with no memory and losing $250 on the punt.

Jake: Looking at getting Oliver walkered tonight.
Me: think about your 40 stone toddler mate, she needs to eat.

by Smokindartsbreakinhearts October 24, 2020