Vulture

A wanker who hides in the background waiting to pounce on a friends women any little opportunity they get
Ima curb stomp that little vulture
by Fhhhggggf January 03, 2020
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Vulture

Noun. A male who lurks, circles, pretends to be friends with, likes every girl's photo on Facebook, Instagram stalks every female, comments on every girl's photo on Facebook, waiting for that one moment of stupidity or weakness, in hopes of getting a naked pic/date/fuck from your or any girl. Has no regard for the personal space of females. Has no respect for boyfriends or relationships.
Mike the vulture liked every one of her photos and constantly text her in hopes someday she'd be dumb enough to give him some.
by XXX74XXX February 10, 2019
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vulture

1. a person who dates/enters into a relationship with another person who is much older/ancient, such that the are figuratively circling the person, waiting for them to die

2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people
Bill "Did you hear Jim is going out with that cougar?"
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"

I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?
by karasu of relationships August 17, 2010
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Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.
Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.
by MetalliStripe April 15, 2016
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office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.
Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.
by parkca01 July 08, 2010
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Vulture mentality

Vulture mentality is when during school, you open some sort of food item, and everyone else swarms around you and asks for some
Absolute vultures. These bastards know the way of the vulture mentality
by drowmam May 03, 2022
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Tuna Vulture

A Tuna Vulture is a man or a group of men who flock around a single woman in an attempt to eat out her stank pussy, or to have sex. This usually involves an ugly ass girl who looks on the brink death (smell included) and a pair of several desperate men who had not had sex or a pussy to eat out in a very long time.
The woman sat down at the cafeteria for lunch and the Tuna Vultures immediately took the seats around her.
by LVTK January 03, 2011
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