Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

Valentinean

A person, consumed by the need of sex, love and candy, becomes a valentinean. They are known to cause rape, theft, and cheating in the pursuit of their goal. (Note: ONLY occurs on February 14th)

Dude! Did you see in the news? A Valentinean just robbed that store of all its candy!

by Termitaterz February 14, 2018

Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.

Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?

by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019

Valentine's mistake

Everyone born exactly 9 months after Valentine's day .Their birthday being November 14th

"hey you know Stephanie is a Valentine's mistake"
"She was born exactly 9 months after Valentine's"

by Tom-Ato October 28, 2019

Valentine's day

A day to celebrate anyone you love

(NOT JUST THE ONES YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.)

Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day

I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr

by greenavocado February 15, 2020

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929

b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma December 8, 2014

lilly valentine

a female that is very funny and will make you laugh, she is very pretty, caring , and nice. and a great friend.

i cant believe you have lilly valentine as a friend !

by izzymonster December 11, 2017