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Video Game Time 

The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.
Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."

Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"

Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."
Video Game Time by mrperson123 January 31, 2018

Video Game 

A type of thing you do on a screen that can distract you from anything for a long time.
Video Game by PrismaticPorter September 8, 2018

video lame

An unsatisfactory video game.
This video lame completely establishes the bottom of the barrel of all video games released this year.
video lame by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Video Games 

An excuse to stay inside
I want to go outside, but I'd rather spend my time on video games. Life sucks
Video Games by WaterFireCraft November 29, 2018

Video Pastie 

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.
(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
Video Pastie by Gee Steve April 25, 2019

Video game rule 34 

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't