uber

German for the word "above", but more commonly used on the internet for being the best, the top, the supreme, the highest of highest.

n00b: C4n 1 J01N Ur Cr3W?

Geek: OMFG, 1M G0NN4 PWN UR FR1GG1N 4R53 YOU.. YOU... UBER N00B

by walteaser June 21, 2005

Uber Douche

1. Zas Efferon
2. Toms Pussy
3. Micheal Towers

animeleaguedoucheUber Douche

by Tomcatpussy April 6, 2009

Uber gay

Something that is extermely gay. Gay to the ten degree.

Someone who plays everquest is uber gay

by scrumdiddlyumpcious December 26, 2005

Uber

A taxi sort of company that makes it possible for everyday people to earn money in their own cars. How this company works is that they hire people who pass background screening etc. Then said people (drivers) use their phones to sign in to the Uber site. When customers are in need of a quick ride somewhere, they can visit this site and see which Uber drivers are nearest them. Uber drivers use this as a way to either earn extra money in their spare time or as a full-time job and their only income.

Jane was in a rush and had no time to wait for the bus, so she checked the Uber website and found a fast ride!!

This definition author is now apologetic for sounding like a commercial....

by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016

Uber Famous

The sacred ritual in which one must undergo to join the NUT clan on Black Ops 2. You contact Mr. T (Mr. Testicle) aka brainslug666 or Vanilla Monkey aka PROTOTYPE-OF-WAR. First you must obtain the 3 rare gummy bears from the sacred mountain of Nippleopolis. The gummy bears can be bought from the black jewish merchant who goes by the name of Palogio. You can buy them or he will give them to you for free if you let him suck your dick. Once you have the gummy bears, you are just missing the Golden Spoon of Assgaard. Getting the Golden Spoon is fairly easy, all you have to do is sacrifice your left nut to the Gods of the NUT clan. Once the Golden Spoon and 3 sacred Gummy Bears are retrieved, you need to stick the handle part of the Golden Spoon into the tiny slit in your dick. Place 2 of the sacred Gummy Bears on the head of the spoon. The 3rd sacred Gummy Bear is placed up your ass while you are holding your breath and you swallow multiple times in succession. If done right, the 3rd gummy bear will shoot out of your dick onto the head of Golden Spoon with the other 2 Gummy Bears. Record this process and upload on Youtube as a response video to Nekrogoblinkon's music video "No One Survives".

To join the NUT clan on Black Ops 2, I had to become uber famous. Yea Yea! GOML!

To join the NUT clan add brainslug666 or PROTOTYPE-OF-WAR on PSN.

by Vanilla Monkey June 10, 2013

uberdiechen

extremely homosexual; especially lesbianish. one who is extremely homosexual or lesbianish. the act of being extremely homosexual or lesbianish. from german uber and slang dyke.

Ohmygod, Cindy. That pixie cut you're rocking is tres uberdiechen.

by jen January 24, 2004

Uber-Pimp

Alternate spelling for Über-Pimp.

"Uber-Pimp" is easier to type than "Über-Pimp".

by Reichu June 2, 2005