thwomp

Twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Dude, I gotta pick up some thwomps from my dealer today; I've only got two thwomps left!"

"Shit, son."

by vinfiz August 6, 2009

Thompsonized

a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.

If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.

by Wes November 19, 2003

Fred Thompson

Former Senator of Tennesse. Later turned Actor for the show "Law and Order" and has starred in various roles in movies such as Die Hard 2 etc. Overall, is the next Ronald Reagan and is the savior of Republican ideals that have been going down in the toilet for the last 10 odd years. Running for President, and you should vote for him.

I'm voting for Fred Thompson, mother.
Fucking sweet son, same here.

by Someone Who Voted for Fred May 16, 2007

Tompkins Heads

The worst treeshes to ever graze the face of the earth. They wear fairy clothes (poorly), have massive orgies in the Tompkins bathrooms, and pretend that they are cool for peeing on cars at Carroll.

Oh my god I have to pee on the street!
Don’t be one of the Tompkins Heads lacy. Use a fucking bathroom.

by dontstainriteaide February 21, 2021

Thompson's Law

The superstious belief that when given a list of like or similar minor tasks to be completed in order, the last repetition will invariably the most difficult or impossible to complete - in contrast to the preceding tasks that were completed with ease.

Originated in teh Irish section of Boston, Massachusetts called Dorchester.

The final screw could not be driven completely into the wall, after continually trying, the screw was worn to the point where the driver could not bite it. The capenter sighed and said out loud, "thompson's law".

by Paul Ameradeus October 3, 2006

Tompoozle

A pastry consisting of a creamy layer between soft biscuits mainly being eaten in Belgium and the Netherlands. Usually the top layer has a pink icing, but the color of the icing changes to orange when the Dutch celebrate the queens birthday.

How do you eat a tompoozle?

by PoozlePuff July 18, 2011

twampire

A lame, emo twinkly vampire, as seen in the Twilight movies.

Did you see that douchebag guy in the team Edward twampire costume? He was right out of a bad Stephanie Meyer book.

by Boo Daddy October 18, 2013