Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.
by san-nicola February 25, 2011
Twitter brainrot is when no matter the situation, on social media someone with said brainrot will always try to be a Holier than thou figure whether its twisting words to make them sound worse than they are or take important details out of context, this of course applies to reddit aswell.
Ellie, 6 years old: If I had $100 I would buy a Dog!
Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.
Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches
Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:
Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.
Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches
Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:
by Bingoloid April 14, 2022
A series or bombardment of tweets posted on Twitter by someone, in angry response to media coverage, “fake news”, a recent event or personal affront.
President Trump went on an early morning Twitter tirade after fresh new allegations were made of his campaign’s collusion with Russia in the 2016 Presidential election.
by Casademilsuenos April 05, 2018
A Twitter head is a person whose thoughts, ideologies and lingo are based off constantly changing Twitter trends. They talk in Twitter popular words and would completely absorb most information made popular on Twitter there by making it a part of their personality.
Person 1: Why is your friend calling everyone crackheads?
Person 2: lol I wouldn't mind him, He's a Twitter head so I'm sure it's a word that began trending about an hour ago.
Man 1: Let's go to the movies, I know you like that.
Man 2: Movies are not cool.
Man 1: yeah right, I'm sure it's because someone popular on Twitter said so , Twitter head .
Person 2: lol I wouldn't mind him, He's a Twitter head so I'm sure it's a word that began trending about an hour ago.
Man 1: Let's go to the movies, I know you like that.
Man 2: Movies are not cool.
Man 1: yeah right, I'm sure it's because someone popular on Twitter said so , Twitter head .
by Adeka April 17, 2020
by B2wice April 11, 2011
The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.
After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.
by JaysJob June 25, 2009
It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.
Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.
"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "
"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "
by Necropology March 02, 2012