tube tannoy

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.

"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP

by oracle March 12, 2004

Ass Tube

Word used to describe an asshole when specifically suggesting that the person is the tube-like, shit-covered skin within the anus, rather than the air between it.

That guy just stole my seat! What an ass tube!

by Carton Jones December 21, 2008

lube the tube

When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.

She started to lube the tube before they did it.

by Still_trippin' June 11, 2006

you tube

A site where you can watch short clips of people and things.

girl 1 : Hey,I went on www.youtube.com and I saw this german kid go nuts over his computer.

girl 2 : Cool,I'm going to go watch it tonight.

girl 3 : were you talking about you tube? It's awesome!

by Amber Smith May 13, 2006

test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.

Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

Noob Tube

A gaming term for an under-mounted grenade launcher such as the M203 or any other kind of launched explosive (RPG, Thumper, etc) used in first person shooter games such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Use of such a weapon to get kills is considered 'cheap', since it requires very little skill to use. 'Noob' is a term for a newcomer to a game, and is used as an insult in gaming communities.

Damn, that noob got me with his noob tube for the eighth time this round!

by ecyrblim April 10, 2010

Noob Tuber

A really annoying person that keeps killing u with a grenade launcher in Call of Duty

That noob tuber is making me want to throw my controller through my tv

by Dr.Crunch December 11, 2009