tristan

All tritan's are fukkin legends & yung plätzzeres. The legend himself!!🐍🐍

Suck tristan's dick 4 good luck

by yung plätzer September 4, 2019

Tristan

a lying jerk who will break your heart without even caring. he is cocky and thinks he’s cool. he has many friends and is typically the leader of a squad.

That jerk broke her heart, what a Tristan.

by boonboon6 January 6, 2020

Tristan

A bitch that gets 97 ben yedder in a FIFA 81+ pack and is a total loser with a micro penis and has no friends

Tristan the bitch got 97 ben yedder in a 81+ pack

by He is a bitch June 1, 2020

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

by totally not tristan February 23, 2022

Tristan

Jesus

dang, Tristan got some pretty cool hair tho

by A Guy Who Can't Lie March 17, 2022

Tristan

Tristans are very funny, loyal, brave, charming people. If you meet a Tristan, be thankful to have them in your life. Sometimes they can be sarcastic, but it’s only to tease and they mean well. They can always put a smile on your face and brighten up your day.

Tristan is a very nice person and I’m lucky to know them!

by itismehello August 8, 2022

Tristan

A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms

tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)

by PBJ4Life July 6, 2011