Three dot treatment

The act of putting three dots at the end of a sentence that ends the conversation, implying that there is more to come, when really there isn't...

Okay, see ya later...

Hence, the three dot treatment.

by jimmythewolf January 16, 2011

silent treatment

the silent treatment is usedon people that are disliked by the general population. this method induces and awkward silence that is hallarious the the people who are ignoring the offensive person. very funny method of making someone feel like, or infroming them that they are indeed and outsider.

(boomer enters the room)

Boomer: whats going onn guys?
Everyone else: ....(silence)
Boomer: what are you watching?
everyone else: ... (silence)

(Boomer leaves)

Everyone else: laughs histarically for a good 5 miniuts--they love the silent treatment

by CandyMan[LTK] January 23, 2006

The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

Aunt Jemima Treatment

Involves adult nudity and Aunt Jemima Syrup...

The movie STRIPES Bill Murray threatened one of the female MPs with "The Aunt Jemima Treatment".

by iNetSpy September 16, 2011

Onion Treatment

When you are about to engage in sex with someone who is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes it is the act of taking their shirt by the bottom and tying it up over their head and then fucking them. Thus, resembling the shape of an onion.

"Lisa has such a hot body, but her face is uglier than shit..." "I think I'm goona have to give her the "Onion Treatment"."

by ed mack September 30, 2006

tourist treatment

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your hometown soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.

"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."

by buks May 11, 2006

Poor treatment

Poor treatment is the act of someone getting treated badly.It can be in any type of relationship, weather it is getting the short end of the stick, or just getting treated like shit.

if you are someone's backup friend or if someone despises you, they would give you poor treatment.

by Kailey12345 April 15, 2017