Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

Torpedo

An uncircumcised dick that is long but not thick.

Get rid of your torpedo and go get a head.

by Isaak D April 1, 2009

terpy

An adjective used to describe someone who dabs thc often, or someone who is about to dab. The term is a morphing of the slang 'terp' which is short for terpenes, an organic compound type contained in cannabis that is believed to influence the taste and smell.

That dude is really terpy.

Hey let's get terpy.

by TypC January 28, 2017

Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.

Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!

by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005

Rubbery Sex Torpedo

A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.

Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo!

by TreesAreFood October 16, 2012

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

Tory

Tory is a slang word meant to mean homie or bro etc. Not the name "tory" but something you can call anyone.

Yo tory hows it going?
Good tory how bout you?

by DrizzyLee November 22, 2018