all face and no trousers

Someone who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to back it up.
Sketchy Alex said he hooked up with that chick last night, but we ran into her the next morning and she didn't know who we were talking about. That guy is all face and no trousers.
by Bfettd January 18, 2014
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A 'brown trouser moment'

similar to 'shit a brick', when something so scary happens or when something makes you really nervous
the cops dog kept sniffing our bag in the airport, that was such a 'brown trouser moment'
by Shadzame September 24, 2008
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brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit
A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.
by themiss2001 February 26, 2011
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trouser chilie

late night of beer drinkin, the juicy feeling in the back of your shorts...um yeah thats trouser chilie
by Anonymous May 02, 2003
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[chowder my trousers

When a man creams his jeans but with trousers
Fuck that nazi dungeon porn just made me chowder my trousers
by Grandfatherstaint July 21, 2018
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Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.
Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday
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Alabama trouser trout

When a guy gets done cumming

And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants
Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout
by Jigglykayak February 08, 2018
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