junk armor

anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact.

"Dude, when I had that threesome, that guy's junk was touching mine. Eww, I should have worn my junk armor."

by The Orchid Queen January 19, 2008

punish that junk

used in the male african-american community as:to engage in sexual intercoarse with a girl; usually girlfriend, sometimes just any girl. Commonly used as peer-pressure amongst friends to "get some"It has become well known in Quantico because of Buddy asking people when they're going to punish that junk. Repeatitive askings to people like like Ricky have been asked with no progress what-so-ever because of they're lack of power to get inside.

When you gonna punish that junk?

by Gillermo June 16, 2006

punk of the junk

when your boyfriend is being a punk and a junk at the same time.

boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"

by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013

judy's junk

A Mangina

I have "Judy's Junk"!

by Shaylee fogle May 3, 2014

Junk Thump

Verb - To swiftly whack someone in the genitals.

When he tried to stop her from making a scene, she laid a Junk Thump on him!

by HunterStephen June 12, 2014

Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Junk Pouch

Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.

Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!

Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.

by Bill Arther November 5, 2012