Drinking Ticket

That service started by USC (South Carolina) students that helps kids when they get alcohol tickets.

"Oh you got an alcohol ticket?" "Check out Drinking Ticket on their website drinkingticket.com they can help you!"

by DrinkingTicket January 21, 2012

Titty Tickets

Bead necklaces that often come from parades and that later one can exchange for a viewing of female breasts

He had so many titty tickets that we saw boobs all night!

by Bella Baby 0143 July 26, 2013

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion

by Sexydimma May 30, 2015

Ticker

1. A person's heart (usually used when the heart is not healthy).
2. A wristwatch.

We have a history of bad tickers in my family. Uncle Larry died of a heart attack and so did Grandpa Ron.

I don't need a ticker anymore; I just use the clock on my cellphone.

by Bill Flynn November 24, 2005

parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.

If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed

by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

Hot Tickets

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.

How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.

by tequilalarry May 29, 2008

Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017