Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla October 02, 2015
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Hostage Therapy

(Noun)
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.
Michael: I just had the worst plane experience ever.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.
by Amity Islander November 30, 2024
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Sexual Organ Therapy

Term created by YouTube streamer Lerix when trying to explain sexual reassignment surgery.
Lerix: You know like if they're cutting...sexual organ therapy...you know what I mean
by LerixDefinitions August 03, 2024
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fizzical therapy

Medical treatment dat involves imbibing carbonated beverages.
I've found dat mild-to-moderate sore throats can often be significantly alleviated with a combination of frequent tongue-brushing and fizzical therapy.
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
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U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.
1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help
by no daddy December 22, 2021
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They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024
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Villain therapy

Ha! Really!? Noooo it’s not fiction it’s based on a true story. 30 million people read the book. And yeah, you can just tell people you’re going to kill them and nothing will happened. There just aren’t any consequences.
Iam “Can you stop?... I can’t stand these breakdown videos.”

Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”

Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”

Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”

Iam 🙄

Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”

Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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