pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

shitter glitter

The residual spray left in the toilet after a bout of diarrhea.

Honey, will you please clean up this disgusting shitter glitter!

by chrognac April 27, 2014

Alabama Shitter

When during anal the woman shits.

Last night Debbie gave me a Alabama Shitter and it felt so good.

by bigger d August 19, 2014

Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.

My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”

by Findingchemo July 2, 2019

Shitter biscuit

Otherwise known as the gluteus maximus, ass, nalgas, donk or fundio

I will hit you in your shitter biscuit.

by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016

ribbon shitter

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.

That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.

by jcustomcue December 6, 2012

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013