Blaming someone else for your own stank ass farts, not only your stank ass farts but blaming for your smelly feet
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.
farting in a crowd of people and sniff shifting to the chick with the skirt on to make everyone think she did it and say,"dont look at me like that ! you know you did it stinky bitch!" Little does the crowd of people know ...you just sniff shifted.
"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism
"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism
by kayzerpapa March 1, 2013
Get the Sniff Shiftingmug. by Welshasian February 22, 2012
Get the Shift at Thorntonsmug. A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
by Bob747438 February 28, 2021
Get the shift batmug. Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.
by Guido1 May 29, 2008
Get the shift 2.0mug. by BonOnNyquill March 12, 2023
Get the Shift Daddymug. Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.
If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.
by GPLegend September 18, 2008
Get the shifting baselinesmug. A person who exhibits extremely shifty behaviour (IE: Looking around excessively, wearing baggy clothing when it's warm out, sweating, shaking, breathing heavily, etc.). Usually turns out to be either some sort of sex offender, a shoplifter, or both.
"Dude, did you see the Shift case who just left our store? He smelled like... rotting onions. I wonder what he stole?"
by Shubert March 4, 2009
Get the Shift Casemug.