Jay French

1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."

2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.

"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"

by whorebeezy March 20, 2010

french soup

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again

James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic

by M1khale October 6, 2015

French library

A euphemism for an adult book store or adult sex shop where pornography is sold.

I'm not going to buy any pornography, I'm going to the French library instead.

by rarawikiwa May 3, 2009

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over one's erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent last night.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"

by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020

French Nigger

A nigger from France
(also see Belgian Nigger)

That French Nigger came to my house. He stole my baguettes.

by FunkyShoarma June 22, 2021

french snorkal

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.

While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.

by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017