YAK

The best animal in the fucking world! They are the smartest and most intelligent beings in the universe. Take secritly control the world and the reproduction process. Yaks are the best animal because they are wet, smelly, have long hair and are super smart! Forget Russian hackers, it's YAK HACKERS!

Danny: Dude look at that awesome Yak!
Stupid hater: Man yaks are dumb!
Danny: Dude I'm an animatronic controlled by a yak.
Stupid hater: Ha Ha Ha nice one!
Danny: No actually!
Stupid hater: Okay?
Danny: MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by The-YAK15 May 8, 2018

Yaks beard

When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard

"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"

by RionuJ March 2, 2017

yak sauce

It's when you eat an onion to make your cum thick.

Dude, I just pulled it out of her butt, and shot it on the back of her head. It was thick as yak sauce, you know kind of like elmers glue poring out.

by DeezzzzzzNuts July 5, 2016

Yakking Off

Spending countless hours on the social media app "Yik Yak". Much like jacking off, it can be an extremely pleasurable activity.

I really wanted to go to class today, but I was too busy Yakking Off.

by TitanicMasher September 19, 2016

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

Yak-tears

Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.

Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?

by 7leafclover January 23, 2017

Yakked

To get drunk, or to be intoxicated

Jim: Yo g, Emma got so yakked last night

Chris: I know fam, she could not stop throwing up this morning

by 27GMT July 13, 2021