slinky in the quad 

Getting butt fucked with a curly dick in a public place on campus.

My ass hurts from a slinky in the quad.

slinky in the quad by Pom Fucker April 23, 2022

Thank You For The Question, Senator 

A phrase given by someone being interviewed by a senator, when their sole goal is to waste time and not actually respond to a question with an actual answer.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I do believe I followed the rules and regulations brought forth by the state governor that I work under.

"Thank you for the question, senator", The governor's office follows state legislator for this topic.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I'll have to look into that and get back to you another day.

Thank You For The Question, Senator by BigHickWithBigDick June 27, 2023

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by me March 26, 2003

the quarterback sack 

when you take your balls and try to throw them in your partners mouth. if you make you will get them rubbed. if you miss then you have to get them slapped

the quarterback sack is called what it is beacuse a quarterback is supposed to throw and in this case he is throwing a "sack"

the quarterback sack by dumbcrap52 October 4, 2010

The queen of England 

An old bat that just won't make room for the new generations. She thinks she is above all the other peasants of society because she was born 'special'.

Chad: "Have you heard of the queen of England?"
James: "That's that 90-something year old bat who refuses to give out, right?"
Chad: "Yes"

The queen of England by Chingchongweenie April 11, 2021

Entering the Queendom 

Initial insertion of a penis into a vagina.

After five dates, I was so happy to finally be entering the Queendom!

Entering the Queendom by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

god save the queen 

As metioned before, the National Anthem of England. However, gaming ssems to have gotten ahold of it, and Now it is common on swords (like in Final Fantasy Tactics, And other various Squaresoft Games)

"Now we'll sing God Save the Queen for god-knows-why"

"Equip God Save the Queen, auto Regen is on it!"

god save the queen by Hanami October 13, 2003