lap job

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.

I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

by Steve January 15, 2005

victory lap

During vaginal doggy style, the giver pulls out right before the recipient cums to lick the clit & vulva from the back, then re-inserts to ride out the writhing dual clitoral & G-spot orgasms.

Author's Note: Closing with a facial is suggested at this point, given that a double-O is your golden ticket to do whatever the fuck you generally want for the rest of the night

Rupert had trouble deciding whether to finish with a donkey punch or the more respectful victory lap, but opted for a houdini instead.

Well played, Rupert.

by johnnymulatto January 21, 2008

Lippy-Lap

The weird sound oversized vagina lips makes while fucking.

"Dude I fucked this girl last night and all I could hear was lippy-lap, lippy-lap, lippy-lap!"

by Homosicle January 10, 2010

chap lap

when a girl's vag (vagina/gine gine/pussy/taco/vagine/va-jj) is hella dry or "chapped" like chapped lips. might as well be a sandpaper puss/

damn dat gurl's got one chap lap nigga. i found out last night when i tried to fuck her but ma dick wouldnt slide in cause she got chap lap!!!

by Royseph Lee Johnson, III December 17, 2008

lap clap

when a women sits on the erection of man, which further leads to the disfunction of the cock.

Do not sit on my erection for that would be a Lap Clap

by Tsunami May 26, 2003

lap ham

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals

I was playing with my lap ham.

by Sir Vesa December 29, 2004

lap flaps

the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.

This magazine is full of lap flaps!

by shady girl August 24, 2010