greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

Greasy rig

A greasy rig is a pickup truck, that is usualy lifted more than 4", older than 2006, has plenty of rust and dents, usualy needs a ton of mechanical work, has a lot of led lights or just one big one across the roof and is not very safe to drive above 80kms on the road but off the road will do well above that

Buddy thats a greasy rig eh

by Quader200 February 16, 2017

greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 19, 2017

greasy nugs

The chicken nuggets that are so greasy and so cheap that they are the highpoint of your day.

Guy 1"Hey man, how's your day going?"
Guy 2"It was shit but I got my greasy nugs now and there's two extra for free"
Guy 1 "Damn you live a sad depressing life"

by greenpiglet October 4, 2013

The Greasy Windmill

The act of which a female called the "Pole" (fully shaven and naked) covers herself it grease or oil, then doing a head stand puts her legs in a pike position, while a male called the "Blade" (also fully shaven and naked) covers himself in grease then inserts himself inside the "Pole's" vagina, then forms himself in a planking position, two other people called "Twerlers" (doesn't matter male or female) then sit on both sides of the figure that the "Pole" and the " blade" have made and spin the "Blade" in a counter-clockwise direction as fast as they can, sort of like a windmill. It is said so be pleasure full experience for the whole family.

Guy 1: Hey, Bill wanted us to come to his house tonight.
Guy 2: He probably wanted us to be the "Twerlers" in The Greasy Windmill.
Guy 1: Lets Do It!!

by K-antelope December 1, 2015

Greasy Hogg

The ever classic hook-up move where a man takes a lady to a movie, orders popcorn with butter on it, cuts a hole in the bottom and slides his man parts into the popcorn so when his lady gets hungry for some popcorn she gets a handful of man meat.

Gus: Hey Jobin, are you gonna bust out the Greasy Hogg move tonight?

Jobin: Oh hell yeah!

by Hewhowaitsendsuplate November 15, 2011

Greasy Dolphin

After fisting, the act of wiping the excess lube off on your partner's body.

She made me come, but then she gave me the greasy dolphin.

by narkymcnarkerson September 1, 2010