Greasy macaroon

When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant

"Oh baby, come closer so that I may give you greasy macaroons"
"Sounds good."

by Wishiwaswitty June 2, 2015

greasy shuman

When you cum on a girls face and then rub it in.

Dude, I gave that girl a greasy Shuman last night. She was greasy A. F.

by Shayk23 June 30, 2016

greasy gollum

Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"

Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!

by landonman August 18, 2016

Greasy Dolphin

After fisting, the act of wiping the excess lube off on your partner's body.

She made me come, but then she gave me the greasy dolphin.

by narkymcnarkerson September 1, 2010

Greasy Owl

the act of making your husband grease up his pet owl before you force it into his anus to assert your dominance in the bedroom

Last night Cyla gave me a greasy owl... it hurt but it was worth it

by PoggingtonBear June 8, 2022

Greasy rig

A greasy rig is a pickup truck, that is usualy lifted more than 4", older than 2006, has plenty of rust and dents, usualy needs a ton of mechanical work, has a lot of led lights or just one big one across the roof and is not very safe to drive above 80kms on the road but off the road will do well above that

Buddy thats a greasy rig eh

by Quader200 February 16, 2017

greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023